“Oregon girl I’ve been around the world, but I’ve never seen another Oregon girl”
Dear ex-boyfriend’s new girl,
Calm your tits. I don’t want your boyfriend back. We’re seriously just friends. The only ex I’d get back with is my Canadian. You seem nice, so let’s not stir up unnecessary drama cause I got enough shit to deal with as is.
Sincerely,
This kid
On April 20th, I had the amazing opportunity and privilege to interview Austin, a stripper in the Portland area. Today, I finished editing the video of the interview and overall this has been the sickest, most amazing thing I have ever done in my academic career. My perspective on sex work and the stripping industry has changed dramatically because of her, so go check her out at tangledandwilde.tumblr.com cause she’s cool as fuck.
I don’t want to be on my cleanse anymore.
Bleghhhh
Halfoween Party
Haole status with my hula girl pup
I’d probably be dead if I didn’t have my dog
H2O therapy
I have a promising future
Broken Airplane
They say I’m silly
in a tone that suggests silly actually means stupid.
You’re silly.
But, they don’t understand
how my heart constantly navigates me to 53.204533, -105.76460
or how the pilot in my head knows not to listen to my heart,
but sometimes she just can’t help it.
They don’t understand
that I am an airplane trying desperately to fly
or how I can only crash so many times
before everything is broken and I fall apart.
You’re silly.
No, I’m broken.
Can I just stay in my house forever with my roommates and dog? I’m really enjoying drinking copious amounts of wine, watching the NHL playoffs, yelling for no reason, and picking fights with my roommates cause we’re all assholes who get off on insulting each other.
I’m seriously sick of everything outside my house. I hate everyone.
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Me:
No, cause then he'll just look like he's trying to be someone from Hawaii.
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Ray:
FUCK HAWAII!!!!!
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Me:
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS AGAINST ME?!
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Ray:
Just kidding. Hawaii's sick. Shaka braddahhh.
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He's such a fucking haole it's ridiculous.
A friend of mine posted this on facebook today, “Maybe more men would stand up & be gentlemen if more women would sit down & be ladies. keepitclassy♥” Her status leads me to the question, are you fucking kidding me? Men are assholes because women have been sitting down too much. We’ve taken on the submissive role for far too long and watched men take control, dominate, and fuck with every aspects of our lives because we allowed it. We sat down and did shit and now, we’re living in a male-dominated society full of patriarchal bullshit. Maybe more men would be a gentlemen if they weren’t fucking ignorant bastards self consumed in patriarchy. Here’s another thought!: Maybe more men would be a gentlemen if you got off your fucking ass and fought for women’s rights, instead of believing the false lie that we don’t need to fight anymore because “men and women are equal”. We didn’t get the right to vote or Title IX (two of the biggest women’s rights accomplishments) from sitting the fuck down. You don’t need to sit down to be a lady or classy. Honestly though, fuck keepin’ it classy…sometimes, voices need to be raised to be heard and riots need to be started to be seen. I don’t give a flying fuck if you don’t think I’m a lady or classy. I don’t give a flying fuck.
We’re the best homies
Slug Slime
